You do care. You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.

I know…I’ll block wifey on Facebook, that’ll teach her to screw up my life! How dare she tell my pseudo girlfriend that she’s coming to Toronto. I’ll make myself look better by saying that I only really wanted to have amazing sex with wifey the entire Easter weekend, not tell pseudo girlfriend about it, and pretend like we have a chance at making things work beyond Borden because I’m rich enough to fly pseudo girlfriend here every weekend. Afterall, every perfect relationship is based on a whole bunch of lies.